Balance life like a Monk, Study like a Sorcerer/
Rap like a Bard, and Work out like a Warrior/
Starby
“Hey, let’s get drunk tonight!”
Well, wait, what?
Come on, do you want to have a ton of fun!?Well, yeah, sounds great!
Okay, but here’s the deal…
I’m listening.
You don’t get to remember any of the fun.
But doesn’t that defeat the pur-
And you’ll probably make a lot of bad decisions you’ll regret.
Well that doesn’t sound so grea-
Oh and when you wake up you’re gonna feel awful, I mean really bad.
But when why would I-
You might vomit.
What the fuck kind of deal is thi-
Did I mention it’ll cost you a bunch of money, too?
I don’t understa-
YEAH LET’S GO IT’S GONNA BE SUPER FUN WOO!!!
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.time to get Resident Evil up in this bitch
I hope y’all are prepared. I know I am.
well shit
See! THIS IS WHY I’M OPPOSED TO OUTLAWING GUNS! I do not want to be found gunless in the face of the zombie apocalypse!
